The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????