saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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