How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Randomize