im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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