There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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