Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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