Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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