this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
