i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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