She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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