Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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