This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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