I am puke
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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