So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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