i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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