You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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