Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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