I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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