no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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