Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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