people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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