well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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