I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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