ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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