It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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