Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize