You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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