D3 body, D1 cock
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Sext me about skeletons
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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