Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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