he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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