No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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