I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I got inside last night via doggy door
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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