we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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