...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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