The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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