HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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