I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
