I accidentally had phone sex last night
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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