i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.