I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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