I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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