No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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