The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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