It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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