We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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