It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
