just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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