It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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