He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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