I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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