Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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