her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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