the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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